Listen Up Numb Nuts!

Some of you submissive types have heads that are chock full of, well, shit.

Shit you saw on the scratched up DVD you wank off to nightly, shit that perhaps you read in some lousy Gorean novel or other wizardy type of shit.  This is real domination fellas, not the muddled up crap that is holding your little nugget of a brain together.

Let's get this straight:

Until I actually even speak to you, until I even deem you worthy, you are not TO CALL ME: Mistress, Queen, Goddess, or the one that makes me puke in my mouth, "M'Lady."

You are to call me "Madame Hailey." Period. I already know that I am a queen, a goddess, a gift to the world. If I find that you are a sub that might be worthy of my time, then I will give you instructions as to what I want you to call me.

I have more to discuss with you pathetic wannabes, but that will be on the phone!

What a Drag...

We all love at one thing that is not good for us. Don't lie, you know you do. For me, that love is smoking and second to that love are smoking fetishists.

Nothing makes me more happy to have a smoking fetishist call me up and have me light a cigarette for them, listen to me inhale and exhale, as I lift the cigarette to my pouty mouth. Sometimes my smoke loving subs enjoy being an astray, and well, what more can a girl want? I happily flick my ashes on their sorry faces and blow my smoke up their nose.

Let me smoke for you!

Ask for MADAME HAILEY
1.888.938.7382
 


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