Of Toys and Trinkets

This evening I had the misfortune of meeting the most idiotic wanker of all time.

A total wannabe sub with a fixation on America's favorite beauty Barbie. Yes, you read that right.  Let it be known that he was not a sissy who collects and plays with Barbies, that would not be an issue. In fact, one of my best sissies has a lovely doll collection, including some vintage Barbies.

As for this wanker, oh my, was he a pathetic soul! He apparently was just dying for his wife to "tell me what to do," but she was a fat ass who had no interest in anything other than a bucket of chicken. From what I gather she was so obsese she couldn't even reach to pleasure herself, much less muster the energy to order anything other than a pizza.

So wanker man spills his little beans to me, since he can't get big momma to be his Domme and he had yet to find yours truly, he acted out his fantasys with his daughter's Barbie and Ken dolls.

I do not lie.

He went on to tell me how he constructed a little dungeon for Barbie. Barbie would lure in Ken and his other look-a-like pals and whip them into submission. Wanker even made a little strap-on for Babs out of a piece of leather from an old belt and some molding clay. Sad, but true.

Wanker, thankfully found me, and I promptly instructed him to rip off Barbie's head and well, as for Ken, he's now deep inside wanker's asshole.

Would you like to play Barbies with me?

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Forced Bi

There are so many guys out there who are just dying to get nailed in the ass. They crave cock, but they're too big of a pussy to really go out and be the bottom they really are. So that's where I come in.

I take the wannabe cum-guzzler and FORCE them into the bisexual situation they just NEED to be in.
I might make them suck cock, or several cocks. Sometimes, I might make them give up their asshole to a guy with a giant shlong or a whole posse of black dudes with horse sized cocks. Whatever the situation it is, I will ensure that the closeted bi-boy will get what he needs. That might be a mouth full of cum, a stretched out asshole or both.

So you closet fag, call me and tell me how much you are just dying to get your faced fucked and ass pounded.

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